Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo'momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.
Yo'momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo'momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
Yo'momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo'momma so ugly Osama bin Laden wouldn't date her!
Yo'momma so stupid it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo'momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo'momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!