Aug 13, 2009

More Yo Mommy Jokes

Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter

Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where Yo daddy has two jobs. 

Yo momma so bald you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed. 

Yo momma so flat chested she's jealous of the wall!

Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. 

Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo momma's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. 

Yo momma's house so small she have to go outside to change her mind.

Aug 8, 2009

Some More Yo Mommy Jokes

Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo'momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!

Yo'momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease!

Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.

Yo'momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo'momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!

Yo'momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo'momma so ugly Osama bin Laden wouldn't date her!

Yo'momma so stupid it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo'momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!

Yo'momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

Aug 6, 2009

Some Yo Mommy Jokes

Yo Mama's is so ....

Yo mama's so short she has to roll up her underwear.
Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so skinny I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th street.
Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.