Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter .
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where Yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma so bald you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.
Yo momma so flat chested she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma's house so small she have to go outside to change her mind.