More Yo Mommy Jokes

Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
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Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where Yo daddy has two jobs. 


Yo momma so bald you can see what’s on her mind.


Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed. 


Yo momma so flat chested she's jealous of the wall!


Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. 


Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 


Yo momma's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. 


Yo momma's house so small she have to go outside to change her mind.