Some Yo Mommy Jokes

Yo Mama's is so ....

Yo mama's so short she has to roll up her underwear.
Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so skinny I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th street.
Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.