tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41467332844139063812011-07-30T16:23:01.312-07:00This BLOG requires a sense of humor, if you don't have one, leave now.<br> Contains Jokes, Videos, Funny Pictures, and YouTube Links about 'Yo Mommy'and Fat People.Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.comBlogger901100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-13904398263659663972010-06-01T16:35:00.000-07:002010-06-01T16:35:00.329-07:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-8f3b6a8162d8fd3a" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8f3b6a8162d8fd3a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330170433%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D335DE06FB255F46000CB67D9652AC735391DBC4C.218536B60E9124474BE67CBE2476F29A277A1C98%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8f3b6a8162d8fd3a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DctHBiLLeJLWUjr9MBjNOYu90sIM&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8f3b6a8162d8fd3a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330170433%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D335DE06FB255F46000CB67D9652AC735391DBC4C.218536B60E9124474BE67CBE2476F29A277A1C98%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8f3b6a8162d8fd3a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DctHBiLLeJLWUjr9MBjNOYu90sIM&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-1390439826365966397?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-79363480972155550072010-05-24T05:50:00.000-07:002010-05-24T06:17:07.790-07:00Mommy Mommy:<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts!
<br />Well push them aside and eat your vegetables.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! can I have a bike for Christmas?
<br />Shut up son, you already have your wheelchair.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Who will I stay with while you are gone? 
<br />Grandma Dear, now get in the coffin.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What am I gonna be when I grow up? 
<br />Nothing, dear. You know you have AIDS! <br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Can I have tomato soup!
<br />Shut up son, you know we can only have it once a month.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why are we celebrating Christmas in August?<br />
Shut up son, you know you have cancer.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy so pale?
<br />Shut up son and keep digging.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, can I go swimming?
<br />Shut up son. You know iron lungs don't float!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
<br />Shut up son and help me get Grandma off the doorknob!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! My bottoms sore!
<br />Shut up son we need the money.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy, I don't like the milk!
<br />Shut up son and keep on sucking my nipple.<br /><br />Daddy, Daddy! Can I get pregnant?<br />
Of course not sweetheart, you are only six years old.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Daddy a decent burial?
<br />Shut up son and keep flushing.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Daddy just threw up all over the kitchen table!<br />
So what son!
 Sister's getting all the big pieces!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't want a cookie!
<br />Shut up son and open your mouth, I'm busting for a dunk.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, what does "Horny" mean?
<br />Shut up son and help me get off the gear lever.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying?
<br />Shut up son and eat your hot dog!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Can Stanley come out and play baseball with us?
<br />Shut up son, you know your little brother has no arms and legs!<br />
I know Mommy, but we need to use him as a second base.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.
<br />All right son, you can have another slice.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap!
<br />Shut up son and keep eating.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, Can I play marbles now! <br />
Shut up son, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?
<br />Shut up son or I'll cut your ears off, too!<br /><br />Daddy, Daddy!, what's a pervert?<br />
Shut up son and keep sucking.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I just sucked Daddy cock and it tastes like shit! 
Well son, your little brother does have diarrhea.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
<br />Shut up son and eat your cornflakes!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
<br />You will when you're older, Mary!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edith for dinner?
<br />Shut up son, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.<br /><br />Mommy Mommy! I'm getting dizzy!
<br />Shut up son, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. <br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, dad's been run over in the street!
<br />Shut up son and don't make me laugh; you know my lips are chapped. <br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, what's a vampire?
<br />Shut up son and eat your soup before it clots.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!
<br />Shut up son, I'm too busy to pour Grandpa's vomit through a stainer.<br /><br />Mummy, Mummy!, Everyone at school calls me a pansy.
<br />Don't worry dear, just hit them over the head with your handbag.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new sweater?
<br />Shut up son, you know it won't fit over your neck brace.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! There's something in Daddy's eye!
<br />Shut up son and eat around it.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?
<br />Shut up son and keep humping!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, can I have a cookie?
<br />Yes son, the cookies are on the top shelf.
<br />But Mommy, I haven't got any arms!
<br />No arms, no cookie son.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! what is incest?
<br />Shut up son and keep licking.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?
<br />You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?<br />
Shut up son and take your legs out your pockets.<br /><br />Daddy, Daddy! What's a poofter?
<br />Shut up son and unhook my bra.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
<br />Shut up son and get back in the sack!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! The milk mans here. <br />Have you got the money or
 do you want me to go out and play?<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to vacation in Africa! 
<br />Shut up son and put your other foot in the CARE package! <br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Suzy got run over by a steamroller!
<br />Shut up son I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door,
and don't forget the maple syrup.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
<br />Shut up and close the microwave oven door behind you.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, can I lick the bowl?<br />
Shut up son and flush the toilet like all the other kids.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to see grandma this way!<br />
Shut up son and keep digging.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, I don't like red and blue spaghetti!
<br />Shut up son or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! why are you moaning?
<br />Shut up son and keep fingering that hole.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
<br />Shut up son, you know that grandma's cured from her yeast infection.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready?
<br />Shut up son and keep spitting.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, why are we pushing the car over the cliff?
<br />Shut up son or you'll wake your father.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
<br />Shut up son and get back in the oven.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
<br />Shut up son, you’re the one who wanted hamburgers!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with uncle Bob!
<br />Shut up son and close the coffin!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, why am I running around in circles?
<br />Shut up son for I'll nail your other foot to the floor.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
<br />Shut up son and eat your meat loaf.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, the kids at school call me a werewolf!
<br />Shut up son and go brush your face.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, how far is America?
<br />Shut up son and keep rowing.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't like shark fishing!
<br />Shut up son and stop squirming.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
<br />Good son, it's working. <br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
<br />Shut up son and get the marshmallows!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, Daddy's going out!
<br />Shut up son and pour some more gasoline on him.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, I'm not hungry anymore!
<br />Shut up son and finish your paint chips.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's cock taste so bad?
<br />Shut up son and give your sister another tampon.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy have his cock in the biscuit jar?
<br />Ignore him son, he's fucking crackers.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls!
<br />Shut up and get back in the barrel!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
<br />Shut up son and get back in the damn oven.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, do we have to have hamburger?<br />
Shut up son and keep your hand in the meat grinder.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to go to England!
<br />Shut up son and keep swimming.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to be a Daddy!
<br />Shut up son and get into bed.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big!
<br />Shut up son and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here!
<br />Shut up son or I'll flush it again.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child?
<br />Shut up son and light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.<br /><br />
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?<br />
Shut up son and deal.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's a delinquent child?<br />
Shut up son and pass me the lock pick.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
<br />Shut up son and get the barbecue sauce.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?<br />
Shut up son or I'll chop off the other leg!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
<br />Shut up son and get back in the barrel!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon!
<br />Shut up son and don't you worry. Three heads are always better than one.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, I don't want to go to China!
<br />Shut up son and keep digging.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, why is Daddy running so fast?
<br />Shut up son and reload.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy!, can I wear a bra now? I'm 14!
<br />Shut up Stanley.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
<br />Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Afghanistan?
<br />Shut up son and get back in the box!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Jimmy is biting grandma's nails!<br />
Stop it Jimmy, or I am closing the coffin lid.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I don't want my hair braided!
<br />Shut up son and lift the other arm.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Am I done with my bath yet?
<br />Shut up son I am not down peeing yet.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
<br />Not today son, you've already dug her up three times this week.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
<br />Shut up son and lift the dart board higher!<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Why is everybody running away?
<br />Shut up son Grandma is farting again.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! <br />
Shut up son and drive faster! <br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise!
<br />Shut up son and kick her fat ass again.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!<br />
Shut up son and drink it before it clots.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready?
<br />Shut up son and you and your sister keep peeing.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
<br />Shut up son and comb your chest hair.<br /><br />Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
<br />Shut up son and pump mommies pussy faster, and you'll soon find out.<br /><br />Mummy, Mummy!, Julie won't come skipping with me!<br />
Don't be cruel son, you know it makes her stumps bleed.<br /><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7936348097215555007?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-11346310226036142612010-05-12T04:30:00.000-07:002010-05-12T04:30:00.769-07:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-8210616819551bf9" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8210616819551bf9%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330170433%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4F7317173ADEF2F4401F043542534C03223AF63C.133A6EA8B6A188B12B32C7FCB1E60B9DD03DEBE5%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8210616819551bf9%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DL5ChqphuDqpAICenN3vHic-rLUg&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8210616819551bf9%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330170433%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4F7317173ADEF2F4401F043542534C03223AF63C.133A6EA8B6A188B12B32C7FCB1E60B9DD03DEBE5%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8210616819551bf9%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DL5ChqphuDqpAICenN3vHic-rLUg&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-1134631022603614261?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-38684683211821947922010-04-14T20:12:00.000-07:002010-04-14T20:15:24.782-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/S8aExwy18YI/AAAAAAAAALU/OohCtzFxA-A/s1600/Homer.jpg"><img style="float:left; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/S1Gwk-uOH8I/AAAAAAAAAK0/9tekYclfFic/s400/woah.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427313175316799426" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3379885416384927882?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-30240854676405812852009-12-09T07:47:00.001-08:002009-12-09T07:47:30.774-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sx_GjjsLCMI/AAAAAAAAAKs/GdK7zBFRDWg/s1600-h/Diet.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 341px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sx_GjjsLCMI/AAAAAAAAAKs/GdK7zBFRDWg/s400/Diet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413263591300860098" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3024085467640581285?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-59161062250820573282009-11-20T06:18:00.000-08:002009-11-20T06:19:23.945-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SwalZ4RKVKI/AAAAAAAAAKk/MmVJDOli_h4/s1600/scale1.jpg"><img style="float:left; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 283px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SsTa2B4lCVI/AAAAAAAAAJs/SBQc2oaPZOU/s400/Grilling.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387671675995490642" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3703826695647817176?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-59139638307550462972009-09-24T06:31:00.000-07:002009-09-24T06:33:10.346-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_so7IByf4Co&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_so7IByf4Co&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-5913963830755046297?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-21779351879830196392009-09-01T09:22:00.000-07:002009-09-01T09:23:31.711-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sp1KfpLF4bI/AAAAAAAAAJk/ifSyj5ursDg/s1600-h/yuk.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 338px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sp1KfpLF4bI/AAAAAAAAAJk/ifSyj5ursDg/s400/yuk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376535437639016882" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-2177935187983019639?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-49867205855747240072009-08-13T05:37:00.000-07:002009-08-13T05:40:28.078-07:00Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
.<br /><br />Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where Yo daddy has two jobs. 
<br /><br />Yo momma so bald you can see what’s on her mind.
<br /><br />Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed. 
<br /><br />Yo momma so flat chested she's jealous of the wall! <br /><br />
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. 
<br /><br />Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 
<br /><br />Yo momma's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. 
<br /><br />Yo momma's house so small she have to go outside to change her mind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-4986720585574724007?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-79575347319457926882009-08-12T05:51:00.001-07:002009-08-12T05:52:02.343-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SoK67mU2ARI/AAAAAAAAAJc/0pemApvYSbM/s1600-h/message.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 282px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SoK67mU2ARI/AAAAAAAAAJc/0pemApvYSbM/s400/message.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369059238842073362" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7957534731945792688?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-13971549968831446412009-08-08T08:21:00.000-07:002009-08-08T08:23:54.214-07:00Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.<br /><br />Yo'momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions! <br /><br />Yo'momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease! <br /><br />Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. <br /><br />Yo'momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! <br /><br />Yo'momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left! <br /><br />Yo'momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. <br /><br />Yo'momma so ugly Osama bin Laden wouldn't date her! <br /><br />Yo'momma so stupid it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. <br /><br />Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. <br /><br />Yo'momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp! <br /><br />Yo'momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!<br /><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-1397154996883144641?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-30741590045285358082009-08-06T06:23:00.000-07:002009-08-06T06:28:21.994-07:00Yo Mama's is so .... <br /><br />Yo mama's so short she has to roll up her underwear.<br />Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb.<br />Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies.<br />Yo mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's license.<br /><br />Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch.<br />Yo mama's so skinny I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.<br />Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.<br />Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.<br />Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.<br /><br />Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.<br />Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th street.<br />Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3074159004528535808?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-41685322079635774162009-08-03T08:25:00.001-07:002009-08-03T08:25:34.227-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SncBa5QlNJI/AAAAAAAAAJU/NML2kvvzi_U/s1600-h/car.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 326px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SncBa5QlNJI/AAAAAAAAAJU/NML2kvvzi_U/s400/car.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365759042593830034" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-4168532207963577416?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-87986585277368682202009-07-22T05:51:00.001-07:002009-07-22T05:52:08.223-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SmcLdBxp7KI/AAAAAAAAAJM/2J4qTJtP_BI/s1600-h/futile.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 347px; height: 350px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SmcLdBxp7KI/AAAAAAAAAJM/2J4qTJtP_BI/s400/futile.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361266474728680610" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-8798658527736868220?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-50046337309765043172009-07-10T04:58:00.001-07:002009-07-10T04:59:07.648-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Slcs5OP68HI/AAAAAAAAAJE/dv95_4dm_wU/s1600-h/fat.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 270px; height: 338px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Slcs5OP68HI/AAAAAAAAAJE/dv95_4dm_wU/s400/fat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356799643369533554" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-5004633730976504317?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-21755077077998357112009-07-08T05:59:00.000-07:002009-07-08T06:03:53.933-07:00Turn sound on, click mouse on Pig...<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.blogsfollowme.com/pig.swf"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.blogsfollowme.com/pig.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-2175507707799835711?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-10300329981315122332009-06-23T13:52:00.000-07:002009-06-23T13:54:24.521-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SkFA_ZTZ1gI/AAAAAAAAAI8/Q7t0cA1q6PA/s1600-h/Widescreen-fat.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 330px; height: 350px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SkFA_ZTZ1gI/AAAAAAAAAI8/Q7t0cA1q6PA/s400/Widescreen-fat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350629290161067522" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-1030032998131512233?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-74681245389928017702009-06-15T08:47:00.000-07:002009-06-15T08:48:50.675-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SjZtWLbmS3I/AAAAAAAAAI0/-5Bp-J82u7U/s1600-h/somebody.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 262px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SjZtWLbmS3I/AAAAAAAAAI0/-5Bp-J82u7U/s400/somebody.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347581835342138226" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7468124538992801770?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-79638788811054848202009-06-03T08:21:00.001-07:002009-06-03T08:21:50.582-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SiaVDGOovAI/AAAAAAAAAIs/yXp09JSuNZ4/s1600-h/Yo-Mommy-Needs-Diet.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 350px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SiaVDGOovAI/AAAAAAAAAIs/yXp09JSuNZ4/s400/Yo-Mommy-Needs-Diet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343121888365820930" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7963878881105484820?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-62357951581997367382009-05-16T04:36:00.001-07:002009-05-16T04:37:16.110-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sg6lZkxxKWI/AAAAAAAAAIk/zm2sxnoo-hc/s1600-h/YoMommy5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 350px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sg6lZkxxKWI/AAAAAAAAAIk/zm2sxnoo-hc/s400/YoMommy5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336384467268348258" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-6235795158199736738?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-45438360171115581842009-05-13T05:14:00.000-07:002009-05-13T05:15:36.867-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sgq55OaTb7I/AAAAAAAAAIc/5cxNAzUu_fA/s1600-h/fat.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 345px; height: 239px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/Sgq55OaTb7I/AAAAAAAAAIc/5cxNAzUu_fA/s400/fat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335281101345877938" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-4543836017111558184?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-63880509691963170762009-05-10T05:20:00.001-07:002009-05-10T05:22:15.630-07:00She's on her way to becoming a fat Yo Mommy so tell her to get down to the gym and lose that fat ass!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SgbGsuXRHOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/4e031-PKRlI/s1600-h/still-time.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 350px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SgbGsuXRHOI/AAAAAAAAAIM/4e031-PKRlI/s400/still-time.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334169280329096418" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-6388050969196317076?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-18369390011118876432009-05-05T04:58:00.000-07:002009-05-05T04:59:15.124-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SgAqDxkOuhI/AAAAAAAAAIE/AG_Oj8ENKaw/s1600-h/Circus.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 313px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SgAqDxkOuhI/AAAAAAAAAIE/AG_Oj8ENKaw/s400/Circus.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332308203139938834" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-1836939001111887643?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-148444496836939172009-05-01T07:43:00.001-07:002009-05-01T07:44:09.935-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SfsKtdS-C9I/AAAAAAAAAH8/XDR_U004eMU/s1600-h/YoMommy-Shake-n-Shimmy.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SfsKtdS-C9I/AAAAAAAAAH8/XDR_U004eMU/s400/YoMommy-Shake-n-Shimmy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330866359997696978" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-14844449683693917?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-51541359401023448332009-04-26T06:15:00.001-07:002009-04-26T06:15:42.592-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SfRee13oNHI/AAAAAAAAAH0/ZV6CgUS5M2g/s1600-h/hot-tub.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 350px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SfRee13oNHI/AAAAAAAAAH0/ZV6CgUS5M2g/s400/hot-tub.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328988143035626610" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-5154135940102344833?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-73398665185084685752009-04-24T04:35:00.000-07:002009-04-24T04:36:22.247-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SfGkMncZEeI/AAAAAAAAAHs/U9nXM2whqQI/s1600-h/Does.jpg"><img style="float:left; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SU-Zpx-FSYI/AAAAAAAAAC8/T3qb5uujOCs/s320/yo_mommy-beauty-contest.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282609830996298114" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-8751736772020509454?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-40365120674614251792008-12-19T05:10:00.000-08:002008-12-19T05:11:51.051-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUudk3_gxeI/AAAAAAAAAC0/GI07OJ7_6GY/s1600-h/yo_mommy-blocking-the-isle.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUudk3_gxeI/AAAAAAAAAC0/GI07OJ7_6GY/s320/yo_mommy-blocking-the-isle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281488244853229026" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-4036512067461425179?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-76862443672664396622008-12-17T04:22:00.000-08:002008-12-17T04:23:49.469-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUjvFUDJp4I/AAAAAAAAACs/xCYz_apz09o/s1600-h/yo-mommy-butt.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUjvFUDJp4I/AAAAAAAAACs/xCYz_apz09o/s320/yo-mommy-butt.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280733437652215682" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7686244367266439662?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-45116445995019909832008-12-15T05:02:00.001-08:002008-12-15T05:03:04.771-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUZVhHJisaI/AAAAAAAAACk/wHQ3KF8VYG4/s1600-h/Fat_women.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUZVhHJisaI/AAAAAAAAACk/wHQ3KF8VYG4/s320/Fat_women.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280001640481599906" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-4511644599501990983?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-34029464735629074372008-12-13T07:27:00.001-08:002008-12-13T07:27:57.662-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUPUerzCPPI/AAAAAAAAACc/qZVKqm7q-nA/s1600-h/yo-mommy-Tryingtogetpantson.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUPUerzCPPI/AAAAAAAAACc/qZVKqm7q-nA/s320/yo-mommy-Tryingtogetpantson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279296811826298098" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3402946473562907437?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-89878663758372128852008-12-12T04:43:00.001-08:002008-12-12T04:43:42.651-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUJcbSU59VI/AAAAAAAAACU/3C0pRjBerhA/s1600-h/yo-mommy-fat-party.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SUJcbSU59VI/AAAAAAAAACU/3C0pRjBerhA/s320/yo-mommy-fat-party.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278883337077388626" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-8987866375837212885?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-64756342084126349232008-12-10T04:36:00.000-08:002008-12-10T04:38:43.748-08:00Chocolate Specially Designed for Fat People, so they can get fat faster:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/ST-35ray4qI/AAAAAAAAACM/i1kpFsdnf-Q/s1600-h/fat_pigchocolate.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/ST-35ray4qI/AAAAAAAAACM/i1kpFsdnf-Q/s320/fat_pigchocolate.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278139489837048482" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-6475634208412634923?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-25391714824029947142008-12-09T04:46:00.000-08:002008-12-09T04:47:36.729-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/ST5osaWl4zI/AAAAAAAAACE/NWR74SVDqdA/s1600-h/fat-lady-on-top.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/ST5osaWl4zI/AAAAAAAAACE/NWR74SVDqdA/s320/fat-lady-on-top.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277770925522412338" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-2539171482402994714?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-71534763984610999742008-12-08T04:34:00.000-08:002008-12-08T04:35:00.658-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/ST0UXA8DM1I/AAAAAAAAAB8/6UzBYeyDKgQ/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-7.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/ST0UXA8DM1I/AAAAAAAAAB8/6UzBYeyDKgQ/s320/yo-mommy_fat-7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277396723969504082" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7153476398461099974?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-44455328369089755242008-12-06T05:24:00.000-08:002008-12-06T05:27:17.299-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STp9sT888KI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ef-U6Oy4QS0/s1600-h/camel-toe.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 205px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STp9sT888KI/AAAAAAAAAB0/ef-U6Oy4QS0/s320/camel-toe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276668113641599138" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-4445532836908975524?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-727793272223668252008-12-05T04:47:00.000-08:002008-12-05T04:48:54.636-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STkjBxkgjzI/AAAAAAAAABs/4M0qN3uRXV4/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-6.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STkjBxkgjzI/AAAAAAAAABs/4M0qN3uRXV4/s320/yo-mommy_fat-6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276286951834554162" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-72779327222366825?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-22353664171133496512008-12-04T06:59:00.000-08:002008-12-04T07:00:31.887-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STfwiyweYtI/AAAAAAAAABk/3UToKVCw-N4/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-5.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STfwiyweYtI/AAAAAAAAABk/3UToKVCw-N4/s320/yo-mommy_fat-5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275949969019134674" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-2235366417113349651?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-89540414739660388472008-12-03T07:36:00.001-08:002008-12-03T07:36:50.602-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STanjSZqlzI/AAAAAAAAABc/E18Grz8xCPs/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-4.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STanjSZqlzI/AAAAAAAAABc/E18Grz8xCPs/s320/yo-mommy_fat-4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275588238187861810" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-8954041473966038847?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-26171361574769959132008-12-02T12:31:00.000-08:002008-12-02T12:32:14.796-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STWbNX59zXI/AAAAAAAAABU/YFSS39-ygl8/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-3.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/STWbNX59zXI/AAAAAAAAABU/YFSS39-ygl8/s320/yo-mommy_fat-3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275293192592149874" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-2617136157476995913?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-57824842733689116352008-11-28T05:31:00.000-08:002008-11-28T05:32:47.045-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SS_y2shbPXI/AAAAAAAAABM/7awuMAi-pzM/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SS_y2shbPXI/AAAAAAAAABM/7awuMAi-pzM/s320/yo-mommy_fat-2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273700710152355186" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-5782484273368911635?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-38601827081319461262008-11-24T17:30:00.000-08:002008-11-24T17:33:12.234-08:00Stop complaining, go to the damn gym, eat less, exercise more!<br />Also you may want to try liposuction.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SStVcvUYSTI/AAAAAAAAABE/e-kQXua7Fkc/s1600-h/yo-mommy_fat-1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-EkFmt4OctA/SStVcvUYSTI/AAAAAAAAABE/e-kQXua7Fkc/s320/yo-mommy_fat-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272401740993939762" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3860182708131946126?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-70825971084250223322008-11-20T19:49:00.000-08:002008-11-20T19:51:00.474-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P6QX8q6wePE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P6QX8q6wePE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-7082597108425022332?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4146733284413906381.post-39100562344392456922007-06-03T09:37:00.000-07:002008-11-20T09:14:22.793-08:00These are my many ‘Yo Mommy Jokes’ from my various previous discontinued websites:<br /><br />www.stevenshiles.com<br />www.jackshiles.com<br />www.davidshiles.com<br />www.shilesjack.com<br />www.encantoman.com<br /><br />I will be posting all these and new ones very shortly.<br />Your support over the years has been greatly appreciated.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4146733284413906381-3910056234439245692?l=yomommyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Yo Mommy Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07152687502542683713noreply@blogger.com0